Limited Edition LIfestyle electronics

Code for Dope Ass Technology

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THE COOLEST

GADGETS

We try hard or we don't try at all
Sometimes it clicks, sometimes it doesn't

First Blood

Are we selling electronics or Ladoos?🟠🧆🌕🟡 Find Out

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Double Kill

We are actually selling random shit this percentage of the time

31%

TRIPLE KILL

And to add to that, we have no previous experience

-> MONSTER KILL

Now hear me out
Because we are hungry af, we will be selling ladoos too

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THE CenTauri POD

When you got light years ahead of you

32 GB Storage

Or as Steve would say 10,000 songs

FULL HD

Winamp dance doesn't need it, still, good to have

Engaging Community

See people around you gather seeing wtf did you buy

Just Play Music

And chill, return to the golden times of not giving a damn about anything else
Simpler times bubba

Roadmap

Now Hear US Out

Centauri maybe looking like a joke, but hear our other material before you declare us dead

Start

Go big or go home right?
Well not quiet

First idea is to get into battle tested red ocean in demand electronics and out cook the 100s of other brands by connecting with the audience

Tech isn't a moat anymore, unless you are Tesla, and even then their moat was always an audience invested into ESG, the idea of a brighter future and it looks just as good with chinese EVs to a lot of investors
But I digress

We are coming to rock the boat
We start at building ducks of electronics. I know burning money is fun but we'd rather build an audience first rather than get our own die and
We are looking at some design packaging and marketing ways to stand out
And so far this is what it looks
Incremental wins until we take on big apple

TLDR - Always bet on Luna Labs

Advance

Okay so if our plans to build market sell succeed and we get a couple Ws on our belt selling some electronics wrapped in heart and kashmere, we get a bit cocky

We fire up our Chinese contact and get custom mould
We are coming for the Kailash parvat guys, lesgooooooo

TLDR - Chandni Chowk to China

Master

I win a couple games in volleyball, and I start doing trick shots
Why should my company be any different
So we start dabbing in our own product lines

I love to go cycling in random lanes everyday
I've cycled over 1000kms in the past month alone
And everyday I see something new that captures my eyes, my heart or my imagination
I wish I had a way to keep record
I don't like packing cameras and shit
I like to travel light
But if I had a smartwatch that I could just point and shoot
Now that'd be pod racing

So yeah we're making shit for ourselves at this point
Cause bestseller books are always ones you wanna read and the personal of wants are the most universal ipso facto we're making dough on that idea
I'm willing to bet a 100grand at this point

Punters unite and stars favor the brave and we brace for another W or we head into me getting into trouble with the minority owner who's got a clause in my term sheet over spending 50% of liquid capital on random shit
Fuck you steve
Just kidding steve means well, I take him out on a tour de cycle and he's like lets go this project always had legs
We sell out and we party hard in Brazil
Don't ask the details

TLDR - We are flying

Thrive

This is our wallstreet era, people are coming in hot to make our copycats, to cut deals with us, to just associate with our shadows

And yet I'm hungrier then ever
People wonder what's driving me
Well it was never money
It wasn't even glory
It was to make a dent in big apple's way of thinking

Tim Cook you done fkin up the same product over and over
Age of AI and automation lil bro, and no I'm not taking your 50bn$ M&A offer
What, my team is saying do it?

Bros, we can rawdog this tech giant
Well alas I can say no to TIm Cookie but not to our Pookies

we'll find something else to do
we're cool like that

TLDR - End of an era?

Explore

Wwwwwwait, wasn't our story over?
Didn't we just get 50bn$s
No acually we got 69bn baby and 69 billion reasons to have more fun

At the end of day it wasn't even about teaching big apple a lesson in innovation, I like apple's design and UI
It was about having fun and doing cool shit
And we did it in electronics
Now we'll do in the space of entertainment, moviemaking, music, art, culture, sports and all things life is about

Come join me brothers and sisters and someone special
Lets roll, lets play futsal with the 36 alien civilizations and win it for earth for the first time in 6900 years, cause world peace only happens when everyone's watching intergalactic TV, them just facts

TLDR - Fun never ends, it's cyclical

So you feel me?

Don't tell me, nothing inspired you

Well okay mom, I'll go fkin grind at the 9to5, you happy now?

Wait it's actually 929 nowadays? Okay for that reason I'm out
Meet

Our Team

Expert in strength training and conditioning for amateur athletes
Also dabbles in doing some fun shit

Let me tell you the story behind the name Luna here only cause it's getting late and I'm in no shape to be making About us page. it's 9:37 pm and I am yet to eat khichdi, mosi daat maarne lg ri h ki bhai isa k kaam laag rya h ki roti paani bhool gya (it's coming from a place of love)
Anyways
Meri dadi ka naam chandro ar dadi meri laadu thi
Toh bas ek chota sa love letter h dadi k aashirwaad ka

Ab is naam ko doobne thodi denge yaar

Also the logo if you look at it has a ring around it and you shouldn't be able to see that ring in full unless you got like a banana moon, but you see it cause it's dadi magic, so there you go - it's a blend of scifi giving a high five to wifi

Parag Duhan
Main guy (at least in equity)

Dreamt it, Smelt it, Dealt it

Yash Raj Hooda
Fun guy (Product Researcher)

Yo this is cool
Yo this is boring - job description

You
Yes You (Cool Guy)

All time coolest guy if you buy
Else cool too but not as cool you know

So what exactly are we selling?

If Tech's not a moat
What is?
What has always been
Community baby

What are we offering in terms of community?

01

DISCORD DISCORD GOOD GOOD

Discord Discord Good Good

GET AN ID

Every purchase gets you a role into our discord

02

ALPHA CALLS

Alpha Calls

Your money, not anymore

Come lose money with us, and get better at it

03

Magic Tricks

Magic Tricks

Lost your money, lose your time too

Watch us try hard at magic tricks, basketball shots, dissection of Real Madrid's tactics at the Luna Ballers Arena

04

Luna Performance Center

Luna Performance Center

Everything you need

Access lots of videos of athletes, parkour guys, how to dunk 🏀, how to do one leg rainbow⚽ & how to hit a DilScoop🥎
Mostly sourced out of youtube, vimeo and dailymotion
But hey in this day and age of AI, curation >> creation, isn't it? Or we are cooked, cause we put all our time and energy into being cool & refining our taste. GGWP

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