Limited Edition LIfestyle electronics
Code for Dope Ass Technology
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BUY
THE COOLEST
GADGETS
We try hard or we don't try at
all
Sometimes it clicks, sometimes it doesn't
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First Blood
Are we selling electronics or Ladoos?🟠🧆🌕🟡 Find Out
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Double Kill
We are actually selling random shit this percentage of the time
TRIPLE KILL
And to add to that, we have no previous experience
-> MONSTER KILL
Now hear me out
Because we are hungry af, we will be selling
ladoos too
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THE CenTauri POD
When you got light years ahead of you
32 GB Storage
Or as Steve would say 10,000 songs
FULL HD
Winamp dance doesn't need it, still, good to have
Engaging Community
See people around you gather seeing wtf did you buy
Just Play Music
And chill, return to the golden times of not giving a damn about anything
else
Simpler times bubba
Now Hear US Out
Centauri maybe looking like a joke, but hear our other material before you declare us dead
Start
Go big or go home right?
Well not
quiet
First idea is to get into battle tested red
ocean in demand electronics and out cook the 100s of other
brands by connecting with the audience
Tech
isn't a moat anymore, unless you are Tesla, and even then
their moat was always an audience invested into ESG, the idea of
a brighter future and it looks just as good with chinese EVs to
a lot of investors
But I digress
We are coming
to rock the boat
We start at building ducks of electronics.
I know burning money is fun but we'd rather build an
audience first rather than get our own die and
We are
looking at some design packaging and marketing ways to stand
out
And so far this is what it looks
Incremental wins
until we take on big apple
TLDR - Always bet on Luna
Labs
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Advance
Okay so if our plans to build market
sell succeed and we get a couple Ws on our belt selling some
electronics wrapped in heart and kashmere, we get a bit
cocky
We fire up our Chinese contact and get custom
mould
We are coming for the Kailash parvat guys,
lesgooooooo
TLDR - Chandni Chowk to China
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Master
I win a couple games in volleyball, and
I start doing trick shots
Why should my company be any
different
So we start dabbing in our own product
lines
I love to go cycling in random lanes
everyday
I've cycled over 1000kms in the past month
alone
And everyday I see something new that captures my
eyes, my heart or my imagination
I wish I had a way to keep
record
I don't like packing cameras and shit
I
like to travel light
But if I had a smartwatch that I could
just point and shoot
Now that'd be pod
racing
So yeah we're making shit for ourselves
at this point
Cause bestseller books are always ones you
wanna read and the personal of wants are the most universal ipso
facto we're making dough on that idea
I'm willing
to bet a 100grand at this point
Punters unite and
stars favor the brave and we brace for another W or we head into
me getting into trouble with the minority owner who's got a
clause in my term sheet over spending 50% of liquid capital on
random shit
Fuck you steve
Just kidding steve means
well, I take him out on a tour de cycle and he's like lets
go this project always had legs
We sell out and we party
hard in Brazil
Don't ask the details
TLDR -
We are flying
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Thrive
This is our wallstreet era, people are
coming in hot to make our copycats, to cut deals with us, to
just associate with our shadows
And yet I'm
hungrier then ever
People wonder what's driving
me
Well it was never money
It wasn't even
glory
It was to make a dent in big apple's way of
thinking
Tim Cook you done fkin up the same product
over and over
Age of AI and automation lil bro, and no
I'm not taking your 50bn$ M&A offer
What, my team
is saying do it?
Bros, we can rawdog this tech
giant
Well alas I can say no to TIm Cookie but not to our
Pookies
we'll find something else to
do
we're cool like that
TLDR - End of an
era?
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Explore
Wwwwwwait, wasn't our story
over?
Didn't we just get 50bn$s
No acually we got
69bn baby and 69 billion reasons to have more fun
At
the end of day it wasn't even about teaching big apple a
lesson in innovation, I like apple's design and UI
It
was about having fun and doing cool shit
And we did it in
electronics
Now we'll do in the space of
entertainment, moviemaking, music, art, culture, sports and all
things life is about
Come join me brothers and
sisters and someone special
Lets roll, lets play futsal
with the 36 alien civilizations and win it for earth for the
first time in 6900 years, cause world peace only happens when
everyone's watching intergalactic TV, them just
facts
TLDR - Fun never ends, it's cyclical
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Don't tell me, nothing inspired you
Well okay mom, I'll go fkin grind at the 9to5, you happy now?
Meet
Our Team
Expert in strength training and conditioning for
amateur athletes
Also dabbles in doing some fun shit
Let me
tell you the story behind the name Luna here only cause it's getting
late and I'm in no shape to be making About us page. it's 9:37 pm
and I am yet to eat khichdi, mosi daat maarne lg ri h ki bhai isa k kaam
laag rya h ki roti paani bhool gya (it's coming from a place of
love)
Anyways
Meri dadi ka naam chandro ar dadi meri laadu
thi
Toh bas ek chota sa love letter h dadi k aashirwaad
ka
Ab is naam ko doobne thodi denge yaar
Also the logo
if you look at it has a ring around it and you shouldn't be able to see
that ring in full unless you got like a banana moon, but you see it cause
it's dadi magic, so there you go - it's a blend of scifi giving a
high five to wifi

Dreamt it, Smelt it, Dealt it

Yo this is cool
Yo this is boring - job description

All time coolest guy if you buy
Else cool too but not as
cool you know
If Tech's not a moat
What
is?
What has always been
Community baby
What are we offering in terms of community?
DISCORD DISCORD GOOD GOOD
Discord Discord Good Good
GET AN ID
Every purchase gets you a role into our discord
ALPHA CALLS
Alpha Calls
Your money, not anymore
Come lose money with us, and get better at it
Magic Tricks
Magic Tricks
Lost your money, lose your time too
Watch us try hard at magic tricks, basketball shots, dissection of Real Madrid's tactics at the Luna Ballers Arena
Luna Performance Center
Luna Performance Center
Everything you need
Access lots of videos of athletes, parkour
guys, how to dunk 🏀, how to do one leg rainbow⚽ & how to hit a
DilScoop🥎
Mostly sourced out of youtube, vimeo and
dailymotion
But hey in this day and age of AI, curation
>> creation, isn't it? Or we are cooked, cause we put all
our time and energy into being cool & refining our taste. GGWP